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I wonder if I can “accidentally” fall asleep on the couch and just nap for the rest of the afternoon.

Greg you are acting like a prepubescent girl.

It’s really fucking hilarious but also sweet and adorable.

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Apparently big nonpenatrative headcanons for Mystrade.

Texts & emails from mum.

Fairytale AU waiting to happen.

So… Top/bottom headcanons for Mystrade?

yodelingturtle:

theshells:

lockedin221b:

I sent a link of PG fanart to Shells and got a deep essay about Adventure Time in response. I love my friends. AT kicks ass.

the link and fanart happens to be kisskicker’s

And the rant is this:

Seriously though, PB/PG is that scary. There’s an episode where she’s studying candy people she made and she cuts their arms and legs off and sticks them all on one candy person. Just as and experiment. She and Sherlock would be great friends FOR SCIENCE but she can be stone cold for the greater good. She almost sacrifices Finn and fire princess without a second thought (basically tells jake to suffocate them) just to ensure the safety of the world. She did not hesitate; she ordered jake to kill them. She is awesome and smart and sweet and queenly but you do not mess with her or you’ll wish she let you off easy like she did to Ricardo. I believe she could have fucked him up way worse than just ripping a couple limbs off and stomping on his heart face. She could have killed him but she didn’t because mercy. She is ruthless but she is also merciful. PB is awsome and probably one of the best female characters out there like Molly hooper because she is a girl and she’s girly but that doesn’t make her weak at all. Like Irene Adler, she embraces her feminity and gains strength from it that make her equal to any man. Sorry. I get a lot of feels from adventure time because of how perfect it is. The women are strong, the guys are respectful and nice and don’t expect anything in return, and they teach you important things no one else will. Like the first magic man episode where Finn was turned into a giant foot. The lesson being taught by magic man was that not everyone is nice and sometimes people do shitty things for no reason to you. That is important to know, but Finn’s handling of the situation is important too. Magic man played a mean prank on him and several others. Finn learned how to make the best of the situation and he got the others to work together with him to beat up magic man and make him undo his spell. Magic man is a bully. Finn didn’t forgive him in the end because that’s not important and sometimes you just can’t. But Finn didn’t turn into a bully and he gathered others who had been victims and got them to band together and stand up to magic man. In the end, those victims stayed together and formed a very supportive relationship with each other. None of them will befriend magic man and they will always be wary of him because how he treated him, which is completely okay. It doesn’t mean they themselves will treat others like crap, they just don’t trust one person who has given them no reason to trust him. That’s great! It’s okay to not trust everyone, especially those that have given you reason to. As long as you are still nice and don’t become bitter, it doesn’t mean nothing good can come from a bad situation. And sometimes bullies are acting out. In another episode you learn more about magic man’s past. He used to be cool before he lost someone very important to him and that changed him. What he’s doing is trying to teach people that life is shit and unfair for no reason. He really is trying to teach them something by behaving this way. The way he goes about it is not the right way, but the episode shows you that even the most annoying and rude people have feelings and suffer loss and just suffer like everyone else. It shows you to consider other people, that maybe they’re hurting and thinking they’re unfeeling and horrible monsters is as wrong as what they’ve done to you. This whole show preaches tolerance and friendship and understanding and standing up for yourself like no other show I’ve seen and its aimed at kids and teens. It’s aimed at the age group that will need it most and told in a way that isn’t heavy handed and is very subtle. They use curse words in the show, but made up curse words because sometimes you really just need to express yourself, and that’s okay. Some words may not be for kids, but they can create their own to express themselves which promotes creativity and a healthy release of feeling. And they never say nything too hurtful to each other in the show, or if they do, they apologize for it soon after because they honestly don’t want to make others feel awful. Perfect show! Perfect role models! I will obtain all seasons of this show and hold onto them forever just so when I have kids, I can put it on and they’ll enjoy it and they’ll learn useful things like how to be a decent human being, not which one is mr map. 

you are beautiful. 

They are finally in pseudo-flirting stage though.